with helpful assistance
from the Lovely Nadia
and some not so helpful
assistance from the
back-seat www page
authoring posse.
u know who you are ....
hmmmm .....

Last update:
9 Oct 1999

Welcome to the third draft, paltry, attempt at a listing of email addresses for some of the people I have met whilst attending the wondrous establishment that is the University of Sheffield. I hold no responsiblity if these addresses are incorrect, out-of-date or the person in question does not, in fact, want to converse with you in any shape or form. The directory is provided "as is". :)

Also, for those of you still using your Sheffield Uni. CICS account you may be interested in reading the offical note about CICS: Student Account Deletion. It appears that they are deleted a minimum of a fortnight after your records are removed from the University's central records and an email warning has been sent so go get a new one, now! .... check the Links page for some good places to get a new, free email address. Note that the DCS unix accounts for non-continuing students have already been removed.

WARNING! Anyone attempting to abuse this directory by mass mailing to those who do not know them, by spamming, or even the "Hi, I'm Sven from Brazil, and I read about you on the internet. I think you sound really great. I am a combination rocket scientist/racing car driver and doctor and will be in Britain for only one day this decade. Maybe we could meet up and shag?" type will be found and caught due to the large number of dummy addresses that have been sneakily placed in the directory and will be checked periodically by our secret weapon - a man so thoroughly evil he spliced his own genetic code so that he would have a large enough data file to mailbomb anyone who remotely niggles him. Your ISP will, thus, probably explode should you be stupid enough to try. All attempts that do arrive at a legimate human should be forwarded here so that a new page can be created, dedicated to making the entire world aware of what sad, lonely geeks left to their own devices on the internet are capable of.

I also make no apologies for the omission or addition of people against their wishes - I am only human (ish) and any mistakes or updates can be changed (eventually) by mailing me.

A number of people who made the mistake of hanging around the Dept. of Computer Science too often ....